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The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a
CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Nice! ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:09:30 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:
---------------8 Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. ----------------------8 Schadenfreude! What is it that you do in your garden that's so interesting? |
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![]() "nog" wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:09:30 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote: ---------------8 Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. ----------------------8 Schadenfreude! What is it that you do in your garden that's so interesting? Nothing in particular. Gardening, DIY and punch ups with the NDN is all that happens in my garden and I have my own CCTV to record that. Adam |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Adam, Nice one. By the way welcome to the club, I have two cameras watching me, one back and one front - it's a funny old world 'innit? :-) Brian G |
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John Rumm wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote: off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Nice! ;-) ROFLMAO - I don't suppose you caught it on *your* cctv did you? |
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"ARWadsworth" writes: Nothing in particular. Gardening, DIY and punch ups with the NDN is all that happens in my garden and I have my own CCTV to record that. You didn't record the drill incident, by chance? Not quite in the same league, but yesterday, I gave the kitchen a good clean. Afterwards, started preparing a late lunch. Oh dear, nearly out of mayonnaise. If I give the bottle a good downward swing, what's left will collect together and might just be enough. Bottle had just come out of fridge, and I hadn't bargined on the condensation and the effect that would have on my grip on it. Anyway, bottle smashed into the ceramic floor tiles at high velocity and exploded, covering everything in the kitchen up to about 6' high with mayonnaise and shattered plastic (fortunately a plastic bottle, although it broke just like a glass one). So much for having cleaned the kitchen... -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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![]() "Andrew Gabriel" wrote in message ... In article , "ARWadsworth" writes: Nothing in particular. Gardening, DIY and punch ups with the NDN is all that happens in my garden and I have my own CCTV to record that. You didn't record the drill incident, by chance? Afraid not. My solicitor told me not to record next doors garden or house on my CCTV. I had to watch it all from the next door but one neighbours house where I was installing a room stat. I still have the punch ups that occured in my garden. If anyone can tell me how to get them from video tape to computer I will post them. Adam |
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![]() "ARWadsworth" wrote in message k... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
punch ups that occured in my garden. If anyone can tell me how to get them from video tape to computer I will post them. Have you got either : A DVD recorder A PC with video digitisation capability (ATI all in wonder card or somthing similar) A camcorder with analogue video in and firewire out (Canon models with the "i" suffix are good for this) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. and so do we! -- djc |
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![]() "ARWadsworth" wrote in message k... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Would have paid big to see that drill go thru his window. Reminds me of a friend of mine who was working under his sink with his dremel. It had the mini circular saw in the collet and while he was sprawled on the floor with his head under the sink he tried to put it on the floor but he didn't switch it off. The dremel thing then went on a circular run around his kitchen floor. It came back to him a couple of seconds later and hacked a slot in his toe. Arthur |
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:46:25 +0100, "Phil B"
mused: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message . uk... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil That was my first thought. -- Regards, Stuart. |
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Phil B wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message k... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil Unfortunately not Phil - unless the camera is capable of being remotely controlled! Now, if it actually overlooks other peoples property, including photographing them on a public road, then that can be classed as an invasion of privacy - but unless you take out a private prosecution, there's little chance the law will get involved. In fact in reality, there is little that can be done when a private individual installs CCTV - unless it can be proved that they are 'spying' on you. Brian G |
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:35:07 +0100, "Brian G"
mused: Phil B wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message k... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil Unfortunately not Phil - unless the camera is capable of being remotely controlled! Well, as a person is the focus of attention then it is. If it was just monitoring in general then it wouldn't be, but as it's pointed into someone elses garden then it does come under the DPA. Now, if it actually overlooks other peoples property, including photographing them on a public road, then that can be classed as an invasion of privacy - but unless you take out a private prosecution, there's little chance the law will get involved. In fact in reality, there is little that can be done when a private individual installs CCTV - unless it can be proved that they are 'spying' on you. Brian G -- Regards, Stuart. |
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 22:43:41 UTC, Lurch
wrote: (snip) Another interesting point is that you can always send him 10 quid and a subject access request. Bet he'd have trouble responding properly. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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![]() "Phil B" wrote in message ... .... Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil Which part? Domestic installations are excluded from the code of practice on CCTV and even systems that are subject to the guidance do not, necessarily, have to avoid overlooking properties that are not intended to be covered by the CCTV, although there are quite a few extra provisos if they do. About the only relevant item I can find on the Information Commissioner's web site is that, if your CCTV overlooks your neighbour's garden, you ought (as a recommendation only) to consult with the neighbour first. Colin Bignell |
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 18:54:32 +0100, Brian G wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote: The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Nice one. By the way welcome to the club, I have two cameras watching me, one back and one front - it's a funny old world 'innit? :-) Brian G Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Pete -- .................................................. ......................... .. never trust a man who, when left alone ...... Pete Lynch . .. in a room with a tea cosy ...... Marlow, England . .. doesn't try it on (Billy Connolly) ..................................... |
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On Jul 23, 10:58 am, Owain wrote:
Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. That would probably kill him. Would you want that on your conscience? You can never tell when an enemy might turn out to be a friend. Imagine him becoming a good neighbour and having to report to the police as a know sex offender for the rest of his life. |
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On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:52:31 -0700, Weatherlawyer
mused: On Jul 23, 10:58 am, Owain wrote: Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. That would probably kill him. Would you want that on your conscience? You can never tell when an enemy might turn out to be a friend. Imagine him becoming a good neighbour and having to report to the police as a know sex offender for the rest of his life. Eh? He's a PITA, who cares what he might be like one day, there's other normal people about who don't need training. -- Regards, Stuart. |
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On 2007-07-23 11:52:31 +0100, Weatherlawyer said:
On Jul 23, 10:58 am, Owain wrote: Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. That would probably kill him. Would you want that on your conscience? You can never tell when an enemy might turn out to be a friend. Imagine him becoming a good neighbour and having to report to the police as a know sex offender for the rest of his life. Seems like a very satisfactory outcome. |
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On Jul 22, 11:35 pm, "Brian G" wrote:
Phil B wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message . uk... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil Unfortunately not Phil - unless the camera is capable of being remotely controlled! Now, if it actually overlooks other peoples property, including photographing them on a public road, then that can be classed as an invasion of privacy - but unless you take out a private prosecution, there's little chance the law will get involved. In fact in reality, there is little that can be done when a private individual installs CCTV - unless it can be proved that they are 'spying' on you. Brian G Thanks for the laugh :-)) Mate had his van with several grands worth of karaoke equipment broken into, parked in drive with wifes car backed against back doors, broke into car rolled it forward and cleared contents of van very quietly. Cops when they turned up were less interested in the fuzzy CCTV footage and theft than the lack of the sign on his house warning of CCTV in operation and giving contact details, because the camera`s view took in some of the front road, he was almost charged under the DPA. This and and a laminator can provide quite a lot of protection from similar circumstances and hours of entertainment. http://www.online-sign.com/ Probably don`t want to put home phone number on sign of front of house , so get a handy free geo number, or get the nosey to pay and get an 0870 number. http://www.voiptalk.org/products/really_voip.html Adam |
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![]() "John Rumm" wrote in message ... ARWadsworth wrote: punch ups that occured in my garden. If anyone can tell me how to get them from video tape to computer I will post them. Have you got either : A DVD recorder On my to wish list but lower down the list than the vans clutch A PC with video digitisation capability (ATI all in wonder card or somthing similar) Probably not too expensive, something to look into. I looked earlier and there are buy it now items on ebay for £25 A camcorder with analogue video in and firewire out (Canon models with the "i" suffix are good for this) I have got a sony digicam coming next week I will see what it offers (£40 off my mate when he comes back off holiday) Cheers Adam |
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![]() "Owain" wrote in message ... Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. Already got the council on to it. They are one of the last remaining council tenants. As for the child I was going to use the girlfiends and even bought a sandpit for him. I cannot fill it with sand yet as is is still raining. It is his birthday soon maybe a boucy castle and all his mates are needed. Adam |
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On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:24:58 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:
"Owain" wrote in message ... Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. Already got the council on to it. They are one of the last remaining council tenants. As for the child I was going to use the girlfiends and ...... an unfortunate piece of text :-) just how many girlfriends have you got? -- .................................................. ......................... .. never trust a man who, when left alone ...... Pete Lynch . .. in a room with a tea cosy ...... Marlow, England . .. doesn't try it on (Billy Connolly) ..................................... |
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On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:09:38 UTC, Peter Lynch wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:24:58 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote: "Owain" wrote in message ... Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. Already got the council on to it. They are one of the last remaining council tenants. As for the child I was going to use the girlfiends and ...... an unfortunate piece of text :-) just how many girlfriends have you got? Even more unfortunate...he didn't say 'girlfriends'...!!! -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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Reminds me of a friend of mine who was working under his sink with his dremel. It had the mini circular saw in the collet and while he was sprawled on the floor with his head under the sink he tried to put it on the floor but he didn't switch it off. The dremel thing then went on a circular run around his kitchen floor. This would be shortly after they'd finished laying a nice, new expensive floor of some hard-to-get material. It came back to him a couple of seconds later and hacked a slot in his toe. Ah ... a homing Dremel. How sweet. House-trained too? -- Aidan Aberdeen, Scotland Written at Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:53 +0100, but posted later. |
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k... The next door neighbour (NDN) who I do not get on with has decided to DIY a CCTV camera to watch me in my garden. The guy has never done any DIY before and owns no power tools or ladders. I expected spectacular results and was not disappointed. Step 1 A fat bloke on a moped brought NDN a drill around. Step 2 NDN spent 30 minutes trying to drill into the concrete windowsill outside the bedroom window. Step 3 NDN phones fat bloke to say "the ****ing drill is not making a hole". Fat bloke tells him to turn hammer action on (at a guess as I am not phone tapping) Step 4 NDN tries again with the hammer on but he must have also caught the "on" lock on the drill. After drilling the first hole (10 minutes so not an SDS) the drill does not stop when he takes his finger off the trigger. NDN starts shouting for his wife to turn the electricity off as the "****ing thing won't stop" Wife takes too long to turn the electricity off so he throws the drill out the bedroom window in a strop. The drill's power lead creates an alteration to a normal ballistic trajectory and sends the drill crashing through the lounge window below. Step 5 The camera is bluetacked to the inside windowsill behind a vase so that I cannot see it Step 6 I go to the pub with his other NDN laughing out heads off. Adam Do you have a paint ball gun? |
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![]() "Weatherlawyer" wrote in message oups.com... On Jul 23, 10:58 am, Owain wrote: Peter Lynch wrote: Good story. It sounds like it's time to get a (small) IR spotlight pointed back at his camera. Being IR, he won't be able to see its light but it should saturate the camera. Or borrow some small children and have them play in the front garden, then contact the police on child protection grounds. That would probably kill him. Would you want that on your conscience? You can never tell when an enemy might turn out to be a friend. Imagine him becoming a good neighbour and having to report to the police as a know sex offender for the rest of his life. Nah, he sounds like an arsehole. |
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... "Phil B" wrote in message ... ... Hm! that CCTV use is a very firm breach of the data protection act 1998. Phil Which part? Domestic installations are excluded from the code of practice on CCTV and even systems that are subject to the guidance do not, necessarily, have to avoid overlooking properties that are not intended to be covered by the CCTV, although there are quite a few extra provisos if they do. About the only relevant item I can find on the Information Commissioner's web site is that, if your CCTV overlooks your neighbour's garden, you ought (as a recommendation only) to consult with the neighbour first. Colin Bignell Why not just tell your NDN if he is so interested in what you get up to he can mount his CCTV camera on the fence if he likes, to avoid any more DIY disasters. Then you don't even need a paintball gun to cover the lens. |
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