An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

--
Keith

"Keith" wrote in message
...
An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels from
a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an angle
grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
k...

"Keith" wrote in message
...
An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

Mary

On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:55:03 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:


"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
. uk...

"Keith" wrote in message
...
An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.
--
Regards,
Stuart.

In article , Keith wrote:
Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

Try to get them to land on a moist bit of your outer covering.
Since you obviously don't wear appropriate clothing to work, then it's
a safe bet that you don't wear your safety goggles either (let alone
safety spectacles). In which case, try to protect your arm by getting
the red-hot staples to hit you in the un-blinked eye. The natural water
on the surface of the eyeball will decrease the cooling time and should
also stimulate you to use (approximately) 0.4 second productively in
widening the vocabulary of swearing in the English language (Russian is
pretty good for swearing in too - you might wish to experiment with the
other eye!)
As a bonus, if the doctor in A & E thinks that you might be in
the slightest bit redeemable, he might let you practice your
self-control by carrying out the temporary repair work without either
painkillers or anaesthesia. The discipline of holding your own eye-lids
open and staring straight at the business end of a scalpel as the bits
are levered out of their craters in your conjunctiva is really good for
your self knowledge. And the week you spend with your eye under a
bandage wondering if you'll ever see again on that side is also time
well invested.

(Worked for me anyway. Picking the splinters of broken
hardened-steel hammerhead out of the front surface of your specs and
thinking about the 3 hours of fast walk to the nearest tarmaced road is
also well-spent time.)

--
Aidan
Aberdeen, Scotland
Written at Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:01 +0100, but posted later.

On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:16:24 +0100, Lurch wrote:

On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:55:03 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:


"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
.uk...

"Keith" wrote in message
...
An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.

235 angle grinder with cutting disk.
Cutting 75 x 6mm plate.
Leather gloves, face mask and ear muffs.
I can distinctly remember getting hot and saying to myself,
"go on you weak *******, finish the cut".
My shorts burst into flames and
before I got them out I had air blowing through my underpants too.
I also didn't understand.
But eh! we got the jobs done didn't we Keith.

--
Pommie Bill
R.O.F.
http://www.builderbill-diy-help.com/

On 23 Apr, 09:44, Bill wrote:
On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:16:24 +0100, Lurch wrote:
On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:55:03 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
.uk...

"Keith" wrote in message
...
An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.

235 angle grinder with cutting disk.
Cutting 75 x 6mm plate.
Leather gloves, face mask and ear muffs.
I can distinctly remember getting hot and saying to myself,
"go on you weak *******, finish the cut".
My shorts burst into flames and
before I got them out I had air blowing through my underpants too.
I also didn't understand.
But eh! we got the jobs done didn't we Keith.

--
Pommie Bill
R.O.F.http://www.builderbill-diy-help.com/

Ditto my father - sadly he didn't survive, so beware if you are
cutting plate as the stream of sparks is very intense.

Rob

"Bill" wrote in message
newsan.2007.04.23.08.53.02.867608@telstrabigpond .com...
On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:16:24 +0100, Lurch wrote:

On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:55:03 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:


"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Keith" wrote in message
...
An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.

235 angle grinder with cutting disk.
Cutting 75 x 6mm plate.
Leather gloves, face mask and ear muffs.
I can distinctly remember getting hot and saying to myself,
"go on you weak *******, finish the cut".
My shorts burst into flames and
before I got them out I had air blowing through my underpants too.
I also didn't understand.
But eh! we got the jobs done didn't we Keith.

Oh, I understand - I'm just a tight tyke who won't use expensive power if I
can get away with it :-)

Saves on plasters too ...

Mary

--
Pommie Bill
R.O.F.
http://www.builderbill-diy-help.com/

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:56:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:

An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.

235 angle grinder with cutting disk.
Cutting 75 x 6mm plate.
Leather gloves, face mask and ear muffs.
I can distinctly remember getting hot and saying to myself,
"go on you weak *******, finish the cut".
My shorts burst into flames and
before I got them out I had air blowing through my underpants too.
I also didn't understand.
But eh! we got the jobs done didn't we Keith.

Oh, I understand - I'm just a tight tyke who won't use expensive power if I
can get away with it :-)

Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.
--
Regards,
Stuart.

"Lurch" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:56:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:

An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh
panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.

235 angle grinder with cutting disk.
Cutting 75 x 6mm plate.
Leather gloves, face mask and ear muffs.
I can distinctly remember getting hot and saying to myself,
"go on you weak *******, finish the cut".
My shorts burst into flames and
before I got them out I had air blowing through my underpants too.
I also didn't understand.
But eh! we got the jobs done didn't we Keith.

Oh, I understand - I'm just a tight tyke who won't use expensive power if
I
can get away with it :-)

Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?
--
Regards,
Stuart.

"Lurch" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?

100% sure she's a girl. I've got the photos to prove it and she has got the
36DDs.

Adam

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:57:12 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


"Lurch" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?

100% sure she's a girl. I've got the photos to prove it and she has got the
36DDs.

I'm not convinced. http://imageshack.us/ if you will.
--
Regards,
Stuart.

"Lurch" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:57:12 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


"Lurch" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?

100% sure she's a girl. I've got the photos to prove it and she has got
the
36DDs.

I'm not convinced. http://imageshack.us/ if you will.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=3yyxoye

will have to do as I cannot load imageshack. Dirty pussy photo awaits you
sir.

Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
k...

"Lurch" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:56:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
mused:

An Angle grinder's excellent for dismantling chicken-wire mesh
panels
from a redundant aviary.

Red hot staples flung around by an angle grinder take 0.6 seconds
to
reduce to body-temperature when they land on a bare forearm.

It takes 0.6 seconds to say "B*stard".

You can't wipe red-hot staples from a bare forearm whilst holding
an
angle grinder

Some form of long sleeved clothing seems to be the next step

Adam

Wire cutters are easier, use no electricity and don't shower staples.

You clearly don't understand.

235 angle grinder with cutting disk.
Cutting 75 x 6mm plate.
Leather gloves, face mask and ear muffs.
I can distinctly remember getting hot and saying to myself,
"go on you weak *******, finish the cut".
My shorts burst into flames and
before I got them out I had air blowing through my underpants too.
I also didn't understand.
But eh! we got the jobs done didn't we Keith.

Oh, I understand - I'm just a tight tyke who won't use expensive power if
I
can get away with it :-)

Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

I'm not allowed to handle tools with electric motors because I get power
mad, after I've done the job I don't want to stop.

Mary

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:27:03 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


"Lurch" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:57:12 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


"Lurch" wrote in message
news On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?

100% sure she's a girl. I've got the photos to prove it and she has got
the
36DDs.

I'm not convinced. http://imageshack.us/ if you will.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=3yyxoye

will have to do as I cannot load imageshack. Dirty pussy photo awaits you
sir.

TYVM.
--
Regards,
Stuart.

In article ,
ARWadsworth wrote:
Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off.

But a true "blokey" girl wouldn't rip the balls off anyone.
Instead she'd catch the balls in a net of fine steel wire (as used for
pulling cables, under a variety of names), then hook that up to the
winch on the front of her LandRover, and use *that* to rip the balls
off the offending bloke.

--
Aidan
Aberdeen, Scotland
Written at Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:11 +0100, but posted later.

"Lurch" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:27:03 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


"Lurch" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:57:12 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


"Lurch" wrote in message
news On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has
got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in
the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a
6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?

100% sure she's a girl. I've got the photos to prove it and she has got
the
36DDs.

I'm not convinced. http://imageshack.us/ if you will.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=3yyxoye

will have to do as I cannot load imageshack. Dirty pussy photo awaits you
sir.

TYVM.

I will send a personal email later when I find the disks.

Adam

"Aidan Karley" wrote in message
.. .
In article ,
ARWadsworth wrote:
Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off.

But a true "blokey" girl wouldn't rip the balls off anyone.
Instead she'd catch the balls in a net of fine steel wire (as used for
pulling cables, under a variety of names), then hook that up to the
winch on the front of her LandRover, and use *that* to rip the balls
off the offending bloke.

Do not give her ideas. Anyway she has not got a LandRover only a Colt with
body kit, alloys, stupid stickers, child seat, dented OS back panel from
when she parked it etc.

Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
k...

"Aidan Karley" wrote in message
.. .
In article ,
ARWadsworth wrote:
Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off.

But a true "blokey" girl wouldn't rip the balls off anyone.
Instead she'd catch the balls in a net of fine steel wire (as used for
pulling cables, under a variety of names), then hook that up to the
winch on the front of her LandRover, and use *that* to rip the balls
off the offending bloke.

Do not give her ideas. Anyway she has not got a LandRover only a Colt with
body kit, alloys, stupid stickers, child seat, dented OS back panel from
when she parked it etc.

Has she got a hand held liquidiser?
That would be a woman's choice.