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In article ,
J D Craggs wrote:
I've seen the pictures. He looks like the kind of man who'd steal a
Urinal ;-). Perhaps he's a pro who steals one here and there around the
country. When he was enough he'll open his own convenience and put the
average Southampton bog to shame ;-)

He looks like a plumber who can't afford to buy his own stock.... :-)

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6234445.stm
Last Updated: Friday, 5 January 2007, 14:40 GMT

Thief steals urinal from city pub
Alan Dreja

Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in
Hampshire.

The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl
after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.

He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he
wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.

But his exploits were caught on CCTV and after reviewing the tape landlord
Alan Dreja handed it over to police. ...



From my little experience of trying to remove
bog pans and cisterns without resort to noisy
chisel + hammer or grinder, he could do remunative master
classes on how to remove seriously corroded-in
fixings.

ps
What they aren't telling you about DNA profiles
and what Special Branch don't want you to know.
http://www.oldbury.chat.ru/dnapr.htm
or nutteingd in a search engine.

In article ,
Paul Nutteing (valid email address in post script )
wrote:
Paul Vigay wrote in message
...
In article ,
J D Craggs wrote:
I've seen the pictures. He looks like the kind of man who'd steal a
Urinal ;-). Perhaps he's a pro who steals one here and there around
the country. When he was enough he'll open his own convenience and
put the average Southampton bog to shame ;-)

He looks like a plumber who can't afford to buy his own stock.... :-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6234445.stm Last
Updated: Friday, 5 January 2007, 14:40 GMT

Thief steals urinal from city pub Alan Dreja

Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in
Hampshire.

The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet
bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.

He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he
wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.

But his exploits were caught on CCTV and after reviewing the tape
landlord Alan Dreja handed it over to police. ...



From my little experience of trying to remove
bog pans and cisterns without resort to noisy
chisel + hammer or grinder, he could do remunative master
classes on how to remove seriously corroded-in
fixings.

Surly the correct news item should be:-

'A toilet was stolen from a pub. On investigation, police have nothing to
go on.'

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
Paul Nutteing (valid email address in post script )
wrote:
Paul Vigay wrote in message
...
In article ,
J D Craggs wrote:
I've seen the pictures. He looks like the kind of man who'd steal a
Urinal ;-). Perhaps he's a pro who steals one here and there around
the country. When he was enough he'll open his own convenience and
put the average Southampton bog to shame ;-)

He looks like a plumber who can't afford to buy his own stock.... :-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6234445.stm Last
Updated: Friday, 5 January 2007, 14:40 GMT

Thief steals urinal from city pub Alan Dreja

Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in
Hampshire.

The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet
bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.

He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he
wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.

But his exploits were caught on CCTV and after reviewing the tape
landlord Alan Dreja handed it over to police. ...



From my little experience of trying to remove
bog pans and cisterns without resort to noisy
chisel + hammer or grinder, he could do remunative master
classes on how to remove seriously corroded-in
fixings.

Surly the correct news item should be:-

'A toilet was stolen from a pub. On investigation, police have nothing to
go on.'

--
*The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.


Looks like a typical Southampton person

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On Jan 6, 9:43 am, "Dave Plowman (News)" wrote:

'A toilet was stolen from a pub. On investigation, police have nothing to
go on.'


A urinal has been stolen and the police are looking into it.

On a similar topic;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...8/wpinkl18.xml