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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.

However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you
take makers to court for false advertising?


Nope, because it isnt advertising.



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Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....



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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 19:18:05 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:

Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.


In the UK they have a huge (usually about 7 inches square) red sticker under the top platform, listing 10 different things you can do wrong.
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Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.


In the UK they have a huge (usually about 7 inches square) red sticker
under the top platform, listing 10 different things you can do wrong.


No top platform on any of mine and we arent that stupid.

Never seen anything like that on a car either.

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Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.



https://www.grainger.com/know-how/sa...r-requirements

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Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.


Not one of them has any warning at all.


https://www.grainger.com/know-how/sa...r-requirements


That isnt the same country as Brian and the PHucker, stupid.

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