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Mike Marlow March 17th 09 05:18 PM

OT - Joke
 
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-


[email protected] March 17th 09 05:56 PM

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On Mar 17, 11:18*am, Mike Marlow wrote:

SNIP

Dear God:
* * *Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through *Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-


OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert

Robatoy[_2_] March 17th 09 06:21 PM

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On Mar 17, 1:56*pm, "
wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:18*am, Mike Marlow wrote:

SNIP

Dear God:
* * *Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through *Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


--


-Mike-


OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert


My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?

RicodJour March 17th 09 09:34 PM

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On Mar 17, 2:21*pm, Robatoy wrote:

My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?


That depends on what the car cost and whether your wife finds out. ;)

R

Eric G. March 17th 09 11:19 PM

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A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
happened to me....I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here's how the scam works:

Two extremely good-looking twenty-something year old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy tee shirts.It is impossible not to look. When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for
a ride to somewhere relatively close by. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start UNDRESSING! Then one of them climbs over
to the front seat and starts CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 21st, 24, 28th, March 4th, 7th, 12th, and
again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful! P.S. Wal-Mart has
wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Gerald Ross[_3_] March 17th 09 11:44 PM

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Robatoy wrote:
On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "
wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow wrote:

SNIP

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


--


-Mike-


OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert


My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?


Does that make her your dependent?

--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA

Tis better to light a flame thrower
than to curse the darkness.





sdlomi2 March 18th 09 02:37 AM

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"Mike Marlow" wrote in message
...
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-

Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they might
qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s



Robatoy[_2_] March 18th 09 03:01 AM

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On Mar 17, 7:44*pm, Gerald Ross wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "
wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow wrote:


SNIP


Dear God:
* * *Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through *Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


--


-Mike-


OK... now that's funny!


I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.


She will get a kick out of that one.


Robert


My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?


Does that make her your dependent?


You kidding me? She is the reason I can afford to play the way I do. I
hold my own, but that girl is a very strong wage earner. There are
many reasons I love her the way I do. My previous two wives were very
dependent on my ability to earn a strong wage. This one doesn't 'need'
me. That is a much better relationship.
She is also 18 years younger than I. Sometimes she walks away with a
victorious smirk on her face.

Sometimes I do.

She's been away for a day, with Snowflake, in Chicago. 27 text
messages. AMEX called: "Do YOU know the charges that are coming
through on your card?"

I do.

"Call me again at 20K"

r













Mike/Speeed March 18th 09 07:13 PM

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"sdlomi2" wrote in message
...

"Mike Marlow" wrote in message
...
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little

boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-

Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they

might
qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s


As long as Chris Dodd is involved, that's a damn good possibility.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/mar...ks-aig---time/



80 Knight March 24th 09 05:42 AM

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"Mike Marlow" wrote in message
...
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


I just had this joke pop up on my newsreader today. Thanks Mike, I'll have
to e-mail it to some friends.



Mine Isn't Yours March 28th 09 01:56 AM

OT - Joke
 
Mike Marlow wrote:
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


Obama finds a new rich taxpayer.


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