"Swingman" wrote in message
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New P.I.T. to replace the old, follows me around like a dog. Any
suggestions
on teaching her how to relax, not take life so seriously, and resign
herself
to her fate?

My dog does that, only she also spreads her rear legs out; like an upside
down rug.
The funny part is when she holds a toy with her front paws and chews on it,
while lying on her back.