On Wed, 16 May 2012 12:34:50 -0500, gonjah wrote:

On 5/16/2012 11:23 AM, HeyBub wrote:
gpsman wrote:
On May 16, 6:46 am, wrote:

Do you have bars on -your- windows and doors, or are you on the side
of thieves... or are you just an intellectual turd...?
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I have burglar bars on the window and doors. I also have a monitored alarm
system, both intrusion and fire. Should the stink-eyes defeat those
obstacles, I have a pistol in almost every room augmented by a shotgun in
the room of the master's repose. We're also protected by a Maine Coon cat,
although, admittedly, he's pretty much of a wuss.

Why would you ask such a question? Unless, of course, you wanted to find out
whether a trip to my house during the dark of the moon (or the total solar
eclipse this coming Sunday) would be worth the effort.



What's that new show about people preparing for the Apocalypse? You're
not one of those are you?

I've found a good insurance policy and good door/window locks is about
all I need but I live in a pretty nice neighborhood.

Even life insurance isn't going to save yours.