"Jim" wrote in message
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mttt

I like your thinking here.

blush
forty-seven years I've waited for some one to say that...


I was kind'a hoping to get the whole lexicon hammered out...

mcfeely (v) - to fasten, whilst 'dorking, using a high quality square-drive
mcfeely

mcfeely (n) - a high-quality, cylindrical rod incised with helical / spiral
threads and a square drive recess in the top essential for proper 'dorking.
[ pl. "mcfeelys"] [ See "screw" for obsolete ]

mcfeely (adj) - the intense feeling of satisfaction that warms the soul
knowing you've mcfeely'd using mcfeelys and your dorking has reached new
levels of dorksmanship

mcfeelyfied - the behavioral modification that occurs when you switch from
buying borg-esque junk in tiny plastic wrappers to browsing the McFeely
Catalog in the throne room in between dork sessions. [**]

mcfeelyfication (?) - 1. the process of being mcfeelyfied. 2. indoctrination
of offspring into benefits of mcfeelying with mcfeelys. [***]

etc. etc. etc.

[**] Nota Bene: Report in Aug '03 DNA Today suggests that mcfeelyification
may result in an actual mutation. Possibly via isothiomeric dimers between
they hydroxl group on cytosine pairs. Greatest affected genomic change on
exons appear to be on the Y chromosone. Male offspring should inherit via
'nature'. Female offspring may require 'nuture'.

[***] See Ray, et.al. for studies on making Infant Mobiles from McFeely
Catalog snippets.