"Jim" wrote in message
And if it isn't considered a major breach of Netiquette, I may make this
"contest" official. So weigh in folks: let me know whether the occassional
awarding of a gift certificate to the person that posts the most
entertaining, instructive, or creative (catalog printable) tale of the
McFeely's screw (in my sole, somewhat unbiased opinion) is grossly
offensive, mildly entertaining, or a "can't wait to check my email" event.
If there is enough interest, and minimal objection, I'll post the "rules"
next week. Stay tuned!

Jim,
You've been here and participated long enough that no one should think of
you as a spammer.

It would be fun to do something like that on occasion to stimulate ideas and
share a few tricks of the trade. IMO, we'd all benefit.
Ed