"Clive George" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 27/09/2011 14:26, george [dicegeorge] wrote:
wood splitting with an axe can take out your eye,

meh, you could miss and chop your todger off too,

maybe one of these would feel safer??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y-wh..._order&list=UL