Larry Jaques wrote:
On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:33:27 -0500, the infamous Gerald Ross
scrawled the following:

Inserts I made to hold small items in a lathe chuck.

Whew! I thought for a minute there that someone had knocked your
teeth out, Mr. Washington.


Actually, I was named after George Washington.

--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA

It's a damned poor mind that can only
think of one way to spell a word.