And which @sshole has my pen?

Sorry - very old joke.





"Alan Squires" wrote in message
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This is easily done. Working away without a care in the world. Mobile
phone rings. Pick up a nail gun by mistake. Bang!

And its always a wrong number!

--
Alan
Retired
...so yes I do have all day!
"jloomis" wrote in message
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I told him before never to use a nail gun as a tooth pick.
jloomis
"Brad Stewart" wrote in message
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http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/r...090424_ssh.jpg

Australian police are still searching for clues in the death of
27-year-old Chen (Anthony) Liu, whom homicide squad detectives believe
died from injuries sustained from a high-powered nail gun. In this
police handout image made available April 24, 2009, the X-ray clearly
shows 34 nails embedded in Chen's skull. Chen's decomposing body was
discovered in Sydney's Georges River in November 2008.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/r...090424_ssh.jpg