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"Mike Marlow" wrote in message
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little

boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

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-Mike-

Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they

might
qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s


As long as Chris Dodd is involved, that's a damn good possibility.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/mar...ks-aig---time/