On Mar 17, 7:44*pm, Gerald Ross wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "
wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow wrote:

SNIP

Dear God:
* * *Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through *Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-


OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert

My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?

Does that make her your dependent?


You kidding me? She is the reason I can afford to play the way I do. I
hold my own, but that girl is a very strong wage earner. There are
many reasons I love her the way I do. My previous two wives were very
dependent on my ability to earn a strong wage. This one doesn't 'need'
me. That is a much better relationship.
She is also 18 years younger than I. Sometimes she walks away with a
victorious smirk on her face.

Sometimes I do.

She's been away for a day, with Snowflake, in Chicago. 27 text
messages. AMEX called: "Do YOU know the charges that are coming
through on your card?"

I do.

"Call me again at 20K"

r