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Robatoy wrote:
On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "
wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow wrote:

SNIP

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


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-Mike-


OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert


My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?


Does that make her your dependent?

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Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA

Tis better to light a flame thrower
than to curse the darkness.