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A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
happened to me....I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here's how the scam works:

Two extremely good-looking twenty-something year old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy tee shirts.It is impossible not to look. When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for
a ride to somewhere relatively close by. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start UNDRESSING! Then one of them climbs over
to the front seat and starts CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 21st, 24, 28th, March 4th, 7th, 12th, and
again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful! P.S. Wal-Mart has
wallets on sale for $2.99 each.