"jloomis" wrote

So nice I hate to put wood in it.

LOL. Reminds me of a story. I knew somebody who got some exotic peices of
wood through some kind of barter. The were big and had lots of character. He
cleaned them up and put some wax on them. He then stacked them in the
fireplace with specific instruction that nobody actually burn them. It was
strictly for show.

I guess some boneheaded friend of his never got the memo. He was very upset
when he came home and saw his exotic wood pile going up in smoke. He did
say that the wood produced copious amounts of heat.