On Apr 8, 1:41 pm, "Swingman" wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message
On Apr 8, 12:57 pm, "Swingman" wrote:

Maybe use use Keynote instead..yup, that's the cool version of
presentation software..again, yup, mac.

Brilliant! One up Al baby by using a Mac ... talk about "taking the
inititative"!!

Woops... bad news. Al Gore sits on the BOD of Apple Inc. (Steven Jobs
isn't stupid, he get a free security detail thrown in.) Gore uses
Keynote software to do his dog and pony show when he's on the road.
We'll do your presentation LIVE with real polar bears and scantily
clad chicks with sandwich boards and
we'll show twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with
circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining
what each one is...


Lederhosen. Those often have a trap-door on the back. Handy for those
moments when one wants to invite someone to kiss one's ass...

Will bib overalls do? Maybe I can borrow/rent JOAT's?

E-mail him and ask him...


For theme song we could get Shelley Long... I hear she's isn't doing
much these days.

For presenter, I propose Scarlett Johansson, with her on stage, nobody
will give a **** what's being said.

Now.. about that agent thing.. I'll have my people call your people,
we'll do lunch.. love you man.. you're the best, this is going to
knock one out of the park, I feel an Oscar coming on...