John Hofstad-Parkhill wrote:
I've significantly reduced the image sizes in the names, gallery, and
project pages. sheepish grin

Anyway, you have got to hear this...

http://hofstadparkhill.com

Click on humor (on the menu)
Then click Guided Missle, it's a 'wav' file.
Ok, now level with me, was this guy really trying to explain a
missile guidance system, or was he doing this for laughs? He sounds
serious enough that he might actually be serious. But, of course,
nobody could possibly follow what he's saying!

Jon