I've significantly reduced the image sizes in the names, gallery, and
project pages. sheepish grin

Anyway, you have got to hear this...

http://hofstadparkhill.com

Click on humor (on the menu)
Then click Guided Missle, it's a 'wav' file.

I host this site locally, so bandwidth will always be an issue.

Speaking of bandwidth, why is there such a disparity between upload and
download speeds? Being a professional cynic, I'm guessing it has nothing to
do with available technology, but rather to discourage web page hosting.