Nova wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
Andy wrote:

Somebody should have given him a hand?

Or just given him the finger and let him handle his only problems.


The doctor could have knuckled down and made it a joint effort perhaps?


The doctor did.

AND NOW THE REST OF THE STORY

Fast Forward------------------

A modern-day Tarzan got into a squirmish with an aligator.....and lost.
The cantankerous croc (alliteration req'd) had chomped off his arm AND
his genitals.
Fortunately for him, a US Army hospital was nearby, and they managed to
graft his arm back on, but his genitals were lost forever. A zoo, also
close enough to make this joke work, did have a still-birth baby
elephant. The brilliant minds decided to graft the baby elephant's
trunk onto the missing parts of our Tarzan.
After much therapy (can you tell I'm married to an educator, CC,
Paliative, Rehab?) our Tarzan did take to the surgery and during an
assessment hearing, he was asked how things were between Jane and him.
"Well", he said, "Jane quite likes the result of this surgery, but,
everytime I walk across a lawn, my dick shoves a tuft of grass up my
ass."