Oh come on.... give the guy a break, he had his woody nicked for cryin
out loud... :-)

Ya gotta give the author a little credit... he got neither rude nor
crude... Told the tale of getting some tale... So why split hairs...
speaking of which i wonder if he had a thin kerf in to make the fit
between her cheeks a bit more doable... Hmmmm?

Besides with all the serious strings covering the sawstop I think it
was a nice change of pace...

Kudo's for a tale well told....