Meh. What's the deal with my.com and me.com, you mention both as if
you own them. Your website reads like English is your second language,
and the web design looks like 1995. Earlier you were raising money to
go to Mardi Gras (!), which is misspelled.

Krissy is hot though, so you got that going for you, which is good.
You strike me and probably others as a lazy playboy, though maybe we're
just jealous.